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Aka: Vampire Killers
Centuries ago, Baron Wolfgang MacLaren vanquished the Vampire Queen Carmilla in the remote Cragwich; however, before decapitating the evil vampire, she curses the locals and descendants of the baron, swearing that every woman would turn into a lesbian vampire on the eighteenth birthday. On the present days, the clumsy and naive cuckold Jimmy is dumped again by his girlfriend Judy and misses her. His best friend Fletch is fired in his job of clown after hitting an annoying boy. The two friends are broken and decide to camp in the countryside to forget their problems, and Jimmy throws a dart in a map in a pub to de...
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cide where they should go. They head to Cragwich and when they arrive in the bar Baron's Rest, they see four hot girls leaving the place in a Kombi. The innkeeper offers the old Mircalla cottage in the woods for them, the same place the girls will lodge. Meanwhile, Lotte, Heide, Anke and Trudi have trouble with their van and Jimmy and Fletch reach them in the forest and they offer a ride to the guys to the cottage. They introduce themselves as students of folklore and they are researching the Vampire Queen Carmilla. When Fletch believes that he will have a night of beer and sex with three sexy girls and Jimmy and Lotte have a crush on each other, the cottage is surrounded by a group of lesbian vampires that vampires intend to use Jimmy and Lotte's blood to bring Carmilla back to life. They are abducted by the vampires, but Fletch escapes and meets Reverend Vicar that tells him that Jimmy is a descendant of the baron and only hope to stop the evil curse of Cragwich.
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GAVIN & STACEY’s James Corden and Mathew Horne leave the safe environs of Essex for the surprisingly scary Wales in this horror comedy. Two men travel to a Welsh village for a holiday, but find their time to relax cut shockingly short when they realize they have to battle a bevy of beautiful, fanged femme fatales.
When Jimmy is dumped by his girlfriend and his best mate Fletch gets fired, they decide to put their troubles behind them by embarking on a debauched weekend away in Wales. It all starts swimmingly as they arrive in a small Welsh village teeming with Swedish female students and not much else. After finding accommodation in a cottage at the edge of the hamlet, the boys unearth an ancient curse that turns all the girls in the village into--yep--lesbian vampires. It's now up to Jimmy and Fletch to fight off the bloodthirsty pack and break the curse.
Jimmy Maclaren is een loser van de bovenste plank. Zijn vriendin dumpt hem om de haverklap, om vervolgens weer bij hem terug te komen. Met Fletch, een vriend van Jimmy, gaat het al niet veel beter. Als clown heeft hij een kindje geslagen en is daarom ontslagen. Terwijl de twee zich bezatten in een bar, krijgt Jimmy opeens het idee om een wandeltocht te maken om er even tussenuit te knijpen. Door een onfortuinlijke speling van het lot belanden de twee in een dorp, waar het van meet af aan al niet pluis blijkt te zijn. De naïeve en door vrouwenschoon gedreven Fletch kan zich er maar amper druk om maken. Wanneer de ...
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twee ‘s nachts bij een groep buitenlandse studentes belanden in een bouwvallig huisje in de bossen, gaat het mis. Het dorp blijkt vervloekt en niet lang nadat ze dat hebben ontdekt, worden ze belaagd door vampiers. Lesbische vampiers.
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Lesbian Vampire Killers News Articles
Though it’s the birthplace of Alfred Hitchcock and David Lean , and boasts masters such as Mike Leigh and Ken Loach still working at the top of their game, there’s also a rich tradition in British cinema of what one could politely call the “sex comedy”. It began with the light smattering of smut provided by the “Confessions...” series of the 1970s and evolved into the slap-and-tickle blarney of the “Carry On…” movies. In the 2000s, we thought it’d reached the summit of what the fetid sub-genre could achieve with the risible “ Sex Lives of the Potato Men ,” “ Lesbian Vampire Killers ,…
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