The Love Guru (2008)

Aka: Untitled Mike Myers Project

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Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, a...
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nd also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.
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Pitka is in India opgevoed door goeroes, maar wanneer hij volwassen is verhuist hij naar Amerika om carrière te maken in de wereld van het spiritualisme. Zijn onorthodoxe methoden worden echter op de proef gesteld, wanneer hij hockeyspeler Darren Roanoke moet herenigen met zijn vrouw, die hem verliet voor een rivaliserende sporter.

Mike Myers spoofs the self-help industry with the creation of Guru Pitka, his first original character since Austin Powers. Orphaned at a young age, Maurice (Myers) studies with Guru Tugginmypuddha (Ben Kingsley) at an ashram in India where his classmate is a young Deepak Chopra. Pitka becomes a world-renowned guru in his own right, but despite his best efforts, he repeatedly comes in second to Chopra in the guru rankings. But his manager has a plan: the only difference between Pitka and Chopra is that the latter has appeared on THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW. Pitka's key to an Oprah show appearance is Darren Roanoke (Ro...
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many Malco), star player of the Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. Estranged from his wife, Prudence (Meagan Good), who has started dating French-Canadian Jacques "Le Coq" Grande (Justin Timberlake), Roanoke's game has suffered terribly, putting his team's bid for the playoffs and the Stanley Cup in jeopardy. If Pitka can reunite the estranged couple in time for Roanoke to help win the Stanley Cup, he'll get more than just a big paycheck; he'll finally be on Oprah.

Myers created Guru Pitka after embarking on his own spiritual search following the death of his father. He counts Chopra, who appears briefly in the film, as a personal friend. Jessica Alba stars as the owner of the Maple Leafs, and Verne Troyer is their coach. Playing sportscasters, Stephen Colbert and Jim Gaffigan share some of the film's funniest moments, while Timberlake holds his own on the comic front. Watch for brief appearances from Jessica Simpson, Val Kilmer, Mariska Hargitay (whose name Pitka co-opts as his greeting), Kanye West, and even Myers himself. Parents should be forewarned: THE LOVE GURU is filled with double entendres, sexual innuendo, plenty of midget jokes, and gross-out humor.
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: Mike Myers Say "Yeah Baby" to a Fourth Austin Powers

It's been nearly nine years since we've seen Austin Powers, that British spy who, despite need for serious dental work, was a ladies' man and brought to the masses a collection of catchphrases: "Oh, behave," "Groovy, baby," and "Yeah baby, yeah."Well, prepare to see more of the International Man of Mystery. THR reports Mike Myers is in talks to do a fourth Austin Powers.In addition to starring, Myers is expected to write and produce the movie.
Aside from voicing the title character in the Shrek franchise, there's been little of Myers on the big screen since he last played Powers (and Dr. Evil, Goldmember, and Fat Bastard) in 2002's Austin Powers in Goldmember . Myers seemingly went into hiding after his 2008 movie, The Love Guru , bombed (he had a small part in Quentin Taratino's Inglourious Basterds ). The comedy made just $40M worldwide. Not very shagadelic at all.Next Showing
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